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Our developer said "I'll finish it in 5 minutes."

That was 3 coffees, 17 browser tabs, and at least one "final-final-v2-revised" file ago.

We're currently building this page with love, caffeine, and questionable life choices. The penguin in charge is taking a strategic power nap while things compile.

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